I KNOW YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR ME TO SHARE MY LATEST WORK WITH YOU. WHO AM I TO DENY MY AUDIENCE ANYTHING? ED, THANK YOU FOR HAVING THOSE SPECIAL MOMENTS WITH LUCIFER UNDER THE TREES. THAT WAS A ... REALLY LOVELY SHOW.

( YOU ALL HAVE BEEN VERY ENTERTAINING )

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*TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND SHUDDERS LIGHTLY*

SO MAYBE YOU LOT CAN HELP ME OUT WITH THIS, BECAUSE IT ALL SEEMS TOO LUDICROUS TO ACTUALLY BE TRUE.

FIRST OF ALL - I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL? AND THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE CELIBACY CLUB? I GUESS I CAN KIND OF SEE ALL OF THAT, BUT...

I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO DEAN? WHY DID NONE OF YOU STOP ME? ... ( Read more... )

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CAMP LOOKS A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN IT DID BEFORE. I KNOW A GOOD AMOUNT OF YOU HAVE FELT ITS PARTICULAR BRAND OF SUCK SO WE IMPROVED A COUPLE OF THINGS.


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I'M BACK FROM HELL. I KNOW YOU WERE ALL BESIDE YOURSELVES MISSING ME. /SMIRKS/

BASICALLY THE TRIP WAS UNEVENTFUL. THERE WAS A LITTLE BIT OF THIS:


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Ok, so y'all may have noticed I haven't been around much.  And I won't be around much for the near future, either.  No, No, stop crying my dears.  You'll manage without me.

See, I have found my calling.  It all started when Ali and I went on that little torture junket.  Turns out I have a soft spot for kids.  And, naturally, would like to kill every ( Read more... )

HELLO AGAIN, FROM BON TEMPS! THERE IS SUCH A STRONG SUPERNATURAL PRESENCE HERE, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. MOSTLY HOT VAMPIRES, BUT WE'VE COME ACROSS VARIOUS OTHERS IN OUR SEARCH FOR BILL, LIKE SHAPESHIFTERS ( Read more... )

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SO I'VE BEEN AT THE HOUSE WITH MARY ALL DAY. SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN COOKING SOME STUFF RIGHT NOW, AND I JUST HAPPENED TO FIND THE BABY BOOK WE BOUGHT WHEN MARY WAS PREGNANT AND WE WERE PICKING NAMES FOR LITTLE WILLIAM. AS I FLIPPED THROUGH THE BOOK, I BECAME CURIOUS ABOUT EVERYONE'S NAMES HERE. AS PARENTS, YOU EITHER NAME YOUR KID BECAUSE YOU LIKE ( Read more... )